"Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it"
"Chuck Norris can divide by zero"
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- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.