12 julio 2006

It must be true....

... because I read it on the Internet

Subject: THIS IS NOT JUNK LETTER. BILL GATES IS SHARING HIS FORTUNE
Dear Friends, Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates is sharing his fortune.
If you ignore this you will repent later.
Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (if you are a Microsoft Windows user)for a two week time period.
For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00, for every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, you will be paid $241.00.

Si no reenbías esta información a todos tu hamigos te kedarás filivustero y sufriras migrañas el resto de tu bida. Hademás se te caherá la poya, te kedarás calbo, tu móbil dejará de funcioná, tu labadora quemará tu ropa, tu microondas perderá hagua y te bolberas maj feo que el jorovao de notredan. Ha mi primo segundo por parte de mi tío havuelo le pasó... Tan cierto como ke soy profesor de literraturra ispana. Palavra de onó.

1 comentario:

Unknown dijo...

Oh yeah! My mom sent me one of those emails... Along with a bunch of other people. Spent 30 seconds and found it on snoops.com. Along with a variation asking for credit cards to send a rebate for the virus now embedded in your computer!